You’ve seen it. A tale as old as time. A college football coach . stands on the sideline, the truth sinking in: he’s lost the football game. After hours and hours of blood, sweat and tears it was all for naught. “Erk Russell’s uncomfortably short nylon coaching shorts!!!” you exclaim, “What must that poor sucker be thinking???”
As usual, we have some thoughts. This, friends is Tennessee coach Josh Heupel after time expired in his team’s 44-41 loss to the Georgia Bulldogs:
What. Was. Josh. Heupel. Thinking?!?!?
a) “Wish one of those kids would hit me just right with a mustard bottle and end the pain.“
b) “Starting to think that voodoo lady in New Orleans was serious when she said ‘you’re going to spend the rest of your life being tormented by a man from Bainbridge, Georgia with a bad haircut and a visor.‘”
c) ““My dad hasn’t been this disappointed in me since I told him I didn’t want to make propane my life’s work.”
d) Could be worse, I bet Billy Napier is trying to figure out if he should even buy green bananas.“
e) “Sometimes, against some teams, it just ain’t your decade.”
As always, we can’t wait to hear your contributions in the comments.
Go ‘Dawgs!!!
