It’s a tale as old as time. The clock is winding down, the opposing quarterback is kneeling it out, and the chance for a statement win has slipped away once again. A coach who just moments earlier seemed set to stake his claim to victory now finds himself moments away from having to explain away a defeat.
“Nick Saban’s famous baked beans recipe!” you exclaim. “What must that poor schlub be thinking?“
As usual, we have some ideas. But this week we have a slightly different question. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lane Mehetabel* Kiffin following his team’s come-from-ahead loss to the Georgia Bulldogs.
What. Was. Lane….Saying?
a) “Wait, that bet was serious? I don’t even own a lemur, much less one that knows the lyrics to ‘‘Glory, Glory’ and would duet with me.”
b) “It’s gonna take me two weeks to get my chakras lined back up after this.“
c) “At least Sarkisian can’t give me any crap in the former Saban coordinators group chat.”
d) “We gotta talk about Andrew’s language again. I’m getting a little tired of the kid calling me ‘Yogi Black Bear.’”
e) “They wouldn’t leave me at the airport after this, right? I seem to remember it taking more than this to get left at the airport. If they leave me at the airport can I crash on your couch for a while?”
As always, your suggestions are welcome in the comments.
Go ‘Dawgs!!!
*Not his actual middle name. That’s “Eliphal.”
