Bill Belichick looked like the most miserable man in Raleigh on Tuesday night after he was spotted in attendance of a co-ed cheerleading competition featuring his girlfriend Jordon Hudson.
It was presumably a major departure from Belichick’s typical Tuesday night plans: Watching old WW2 documentaries in the dark while drinking a two liter bottle of seltzer water. What makes this all so amusing is what a departure it is from literally everything we know about Belichick. Here’s a dude who spent the better part of 50 years living and breathing football every second of every day, and now he’s stuck with a 4-6 UNC team (2-4 in the ACC), and no signs of anything getting better — why not watch cheerleading instead?
Look at this man.
Just an extremely normal night on the town for a woman in her mid-20s in a cheerleading competition and her 73-year-old boyfriend who hates everything in existence.
